Shuang Fei's cold jokes~

*双飞比较红*

Yes. This is Shuang Fei back again after bringing u all to the fairyland last week. Ok.. In collaboration with last month's Zhui Xing's forum topic on "Saving the Earth", Shuang Fei is going to play a small role in it. Drum rolls... we are going to say some cold jokes! Hopefully they are really lame. Haha.. can help in global warming i suppose?

Reina's self-created cold jokes:

1) Why does Ho Ho says Ho Ho?

Ans: Cos Ho4 Ho4 is hokkien. (good is Ho in hokkien)

2) Why yogurt likes strawberry?

Ans: Cos strawberry yogurt ma!

3) Who will u think of when u feel lonely?

Ans: 汽水 (当你孤单你会想起谁)

Mango's cold jokes (some taken from tv shows):

4) why the penguin has 2 colours (front of body is white, back is black)?

Ans: Cos its flipper is too short. Only can rub the front so it becomes clean. Back part can't clean. haha!

5) Who cannot work in petrol kiosk?

Ans: people who likes to get into people's good books by saying good words. (chinese phrase: 油腔滑调)

油腔滑调= the oil gun slips

6) Why big fault and te fault never come?

ans: cos China doll's song (da cuo te cuo bu yao lai)

7) Which Cartoon character "伸手不见五指"?

ans: doraemon (cos his hands are round ma!)

8) This joke is in story form cos it's longer. haha.

In phone conversation:

Guy: before u hang up, do u have anything else to say?

Girl: no.

Guy: the 3 words?

Girl: oh.. hmm..hmm..hmm..

Guy: wat's that? Dun play le lah.

Girl: Bye bye bye.

Guy: Huh? the 3 words all different word one.

Girl: Oh.. ni ai wo (u love me).

Guy: ni ai wo?

Girl: Ya u got it.

Still got some more but can't think liao. Haha.. Do u all find very lame now? Dun stop reading! Here come the bonus edition!

The Origin of our names

Xianhao

Once upon a time, Xianhao's mother was pregnant with Xianhao. One day she ate out with Xianhao's father. They ordered a plate of fried oysters in the coffeeshop. Xianhao's mother love fried oysters. But dunno why. She tasted that plate of fried oysters. "wa.. so salty! like the salt no need $!" then she decided to remember the plate of salty oysters she had eaten. She named her 1st son : "Xian Hao".

Wenya

Continue from the salty part..

One day, Wenya mama bought salted fish home. The whole house got the salted fish smell. When Wenya papa came back, he said " wa.. why got kiam he aye bee?" (translation: why got a salted fish smell?) wenya mama rushed out of the kitchen, holding the salted fish in front of him and said : "wen, ya!" (translation: smell, ya!) Wenya papa fainted cos it was too smelly. He got inspiration after that and named his 1st daughter "wenya".

Xinyi

Xinyi's daddy came home one day. He was delighted. Xinyi's mummy asked: "daddy, why are u so happy?" Daddy replied: Today got Great Singapore Sale loh! The things discount like siao. I bought our new-born daughter a new set of baby clothes @ only $5. Cheap rite? THen xinyi got the same fate as the other 2 zhui xing members. "Xinyi" was originated from this incident.

Xinying

"zet lang zet buah, gam qing buay suah.." (881 song)

Xinying's mother like her, loves singing. She enjoys going ABC karaoke with her friends. When she was going to deliver, she still sang with her friends. Then jia lat liao.. (something bad happened).. She is going to deliver le! It was really sudden. There was no time to call ambulance. Her friend who is a nurse helped in the delivery. Xinying's dad was so angry. He said: "yao deliver le hai chang ge! wo men de ah girl jiao xinying suan le". Xinying follows her mum's footsteps and loves singing!

Hope u all enjoy this week's little cold jokes entry!

Highlights for next week: Superstar Xianhao's interview is going to be featured in our Shuang Fei! Before it's going to appear in Zhui Xing's entertainment magazine. Stay tuned!

*Reina n Mango* 双飞比较红